A pocket full of memories

[ ooc: Please assume for the photos that they have just Rangiku in them. Also, all of these are canon art, usually with the anime's fantastic QUALITY animation. The one after the tired soccer mom is nsfw but it's nothing pornographic. It's just a bunch of girls in white robes and skimpy outfits.


Hello fellow Johtoians! Those of you know Rangiku has been lying low ever since she was being prosecuted and wanted by Officer Jenny, right?


Well, now she surfaces. 


And she doesn't look too pleased. The feed pans around the Ilex forest, showing an obscene amount of wanted posters splattered everywhere. ]


Just what is the meaning of this?! Have you guys seen my wanted posters?! They're so ugly! Who the hell took these photos of me anyways?! 



[ She then focuses on one wanted poster's image ] This looks like my face is sliding off! Doesn't this person know anything about how to capture a woman's beauty?! Ugh!



[ She then turns the feed over to another one ] I look like an ugly, sick, tired soccer mom! When did I ever look like this, huh?!



[ And now another one, but it turns back on Rangiku's angered face. She seems to have simmered down to a more comptemplative. Now, a new wanted poster appears.] 


Well, this one isn't so bad, but I don't ever remember wearing this. 



[ Then it pans upward to show another one. ] I don't even- I look insane. Lesson learned: used hi-def cameras the next time you take a photo of me and let me know when you take a photo of me because this is abominable. 



[ And then she turns on one last poster. ] Also, what the hell is this?! This isn't even me! This is some other girl from my home!! 


Argh! If I find whoever took these images and made them posters it's not going to end well! 



[ She disconnects, still angry as ever ): ]

[ Action/Video 1 - Cherrygrove PokeCenter; Late Morning - Mid-Afternoon ]

[ aka; the most fanserviced filled post in the entire event!

But hello! You're on the pokegear now aren't you? Well, enjoy this little glimmer in a despair filled even. There is one sexy nurse!Rangiku. Wearing all white that goes her upper thighs and nurse boots that definitely give off that perfect stocking vibe ! Not to mention, her uniform is partially open so that absolute cleavage you all know and love is still there. Combine that with upper gloves and the pillbox hat you have yourself one hello nurse. She looks no worse for ware following the latter events too, but she does look a bit tired. ]

This is Rangiku Matsumoto and I've been cutting back on pokegear use because I feel like it may be connected with these berserking bugs. If anyone in the Cherrygrove area needs shelter, the poke center, which I've netted myself, will be able to provide free housing and aid to those that need sa-

[ WELL RANGIKU THIS IS AN RP WHEN DO THINGS EVER GO YOUR WAY? Essentially, tons of explosions can be heard. Tons. Rangiku quickly ducks under the desk screaming like a banshee before peaking her head over the desk. And bugs. bugs everywhere

( HOLY TL;DR BATMAN || RANGIKU HAS HER ACTION GIRL MOMENTS ) She leaps up and tries to tackle the Yanma. She succeeds, of course, smothering the Yanma in her airbags sized breasts but she's utterly ambushed on her feet with poison stings as she thrusts the pokeball onto it. As she lets out a sharp yelp of pain, Haineko, her trusty Vulpix turns the camera off midsentence.  ]

Someone out there, please he-.

[ Replies will come a couple of hours later with a ruffled Rangiku shaking her head and her clothes somewhat torn ]

[ Action 2 - Cherrygrove PokeCenter; Evening ]

[ Rangiku, with a bandaged leg is sitting on your bed. You see, you, trainer, have whited out somewhere during your adventure. She'll have a nice, warm dinner. Broccoli-topped Pizza with Ranch covered octopi eyes and tentacles. If you don't like it you can go for another option - Rock Road ice cream topped with cheese and apple jacks, and spaghetti and chocolate syrup. She'll say one of two things (your choice!) ]

A. You passed out somewhere and some stranger brought you in. I've been paying close attention to you. Glad to see you awake!

B. You passed out when those pokemon attacked us! Glad to have you back!

[ Those of you who choose B get an added bonus - her chest in your face ]