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Finally! This is my first time playing Rangiku. If I am magically failing hardcore or even the slightest bit, please notify me! I am interested in making my experience inn my rps not only the best for myself but for others as much as possible! Complaints/Criticisms/Comments/Praise/Suggestions/Love/Plotting all goes here! Thank you! Anon is enabled, ip logging is off. Comments are not screened.

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Timezone: -8; Pacific Standard Time

Current Characters in Route: None at all!

Character

Name: Rangiku Matsumoto

Series: BLEACH

Timeline: After Chapter 423

Canon Resource Links: http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Rangiku_Matsumoto

http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

( This journal needs to be less hideous )I( This journal needs to be less hideous )

Current Mood: accomplished

Posts:
1. THE HANGOVER (link to be added in later)

please note because I was too lazy for 6 months (oops....) that these threads only include posts from June onwards. Thank you for understanding!

(that's the closest I could find her with a cell phone. Sob.)

Hi, you reached Rangiku Matsumoto, please leave a message~

text || video || voice all applicable. Well, text just goes right to her inbox but still

[ ooc: sometimes she'll forget to answer until later but I'll put that somewhere in the reply! B) <3 okok. Please put the time and date/method of contact on the subject. The date/time doesn't have to be exact it can be a little while after x transpired or something. If it doesn't fit then just put it in the comment itself. :D ]

[ Trainer: Rangiku Matsumoto.
Pokemon Battle log. Items. Pokemon. ]

Statistics && Trainer Information

Rangiku Matsumoto

Age: Centuries; physically very mature late teens, or early-mid twenties
Status: Single
Real Status: Trainer; specially of the Lass variant
Health: Drunk and Throwing up
Badges: None!

Battle Record: o-o-o

Inventory && Items

• one ripped, almost barely there, Lass outfit. (Rangiku's proportions prevent her from fitting into this)
• one shinigami uniform
• 3 really small, barely there pairs of undergarments
• 1 12oz bottle of liquid soap (with the size of her clothes, this is a surplus)
• 1 8oz bottle of Maybellne Kanto shampoo; 1 8oz bottle of Maybelline Hoenn conditioner
• 1 washcloth, 2 towels (one small, one larger), 1 toothbrush, 1 travel-sized pack of toothpaste
• clothes line, 6 clothes pins, and rubber gloves
• Trainer Handbook (Includes the Rules, Trainer Tips, a paper copy of the map, as well as a list of "good" berries and food tips for your pokemon)
• 1 sleeping bag (that doesn't fit her)
• 1 PokéGear
• 5 Potions
• 1 Repel, 1 MaxRepel
• 1 Escape Rope
• 4 PokéBalls
•

3000

for future fights to be recorded here for future use.

feel free to spectate.

Hello! You're most likely receiving this letter because I've gone missing and am mostly likely home! If Johto decides to return me, then I guess I'll be able to see my pokemon again but for now, they've been trusted to be put under your care. I hope I got along with you while I was here~! Either way, I want to say thank you for your help. The following letter will have brief descriptions of my pokemon so you can help them transition into your life as soon as possible and make it a much less awkward experience!
( Drop Post/Epilogue I guess )

[ Hey! Route! Have Rangiku running like her life is dependent on it! The feed is being carried by her slightly larger, and way quicker, Yanmega. It seems like broadcasting this is the perfect revenge for being the butt of all of those ugly jokes! ]

Ack! I just knew I should have forwarded that chain letter! [ Yep. The feed starts to focus a bit on the background. What's visible is an entire swarm of Beedrill. There's a continuous, angry buzz like someone has really big shears. ] This just isn't fair! How was I supposed to know that tree had a giant nest! [ Rangiku continues to run like the wind. At some points, Beedrills swoop in and she takes evasive action while screaming her head off. Yanmega departs and hides in the trees, but the chase continues offscreen.

After a couple of seconds, Rangiku's voice can be heard while Beedrlil continue to race past the feed. ]

Aww! What a cute little purple skunk yo-Oh no! [ A shriek quickly comes out and is immediately followed by a wave of hazy, purple gas. The Beedrill immediately 180 and high tail it out and Rangiku walks back with actual stink lines rising up from behind her. Her voice breaks out into sobs. ]

This is the worst ever! I smell bad, I got chased by Beedrills, my friends from home are all gone, and now I'm going to be known as, "That smelly lady from Goldenrod!". Mayuri-! Mayuri where are?! [ Her face puckers up to an extremely irritated expression as she looks dead into the feed. ] Have you been recording this this whole time?!

[ Rangiku wasn't a stranger to this weekend's strange doings. And, now, more than ever, she's determined to help Johto see the light! That these fourth walls and their extra events are merely alcohol binges that the entire region, from Maria to Jack Skellington, takes part in! ]

Hello, everyone! It's your favorite party girl, Rangiku Matsumoto, reporting in with some helpful tips to make sure your lives continue safely ★~!! Now, recently, I've been noticing that every six months or so, everyone wakes up with a weird, vague recollection of what happened and a giant headache. Being experienced with hangovers, I decided to make a little faq of what just went on. Well, enjoy! 1. So, what happened this weekend? Well, simply put, you partied ★! For some reason, you were intoxicated by drinking alcohol, one of the best things there is to enjoy in Johto, or in any world! How this happened, or why this happened, isn't very known! Perhaps all of the water turns into saké as part of a Team Rocket evil plot, or something in the air makes you wanna drink, or maybe it's just a festival that no one could remember but point is you got wasted. If you rarely drink, you probably vomited in someone's hair, and made a fool of yourself in public doing humiliating things you would have never done if you had an ounce of sobriety on you ★! But, most of us, who can handle their drinking, just merely passed out. No biggie ★! So, somewhere along the lines, you just got drunk, somehow, and passed out after doing some very questionably possible things. You might be able to remember vague insane experiences, but, please be assured, it was only the alcohol processing that info, and, sometimes saké gives you wild dreams ★! 2. So, what are the effects now? The inability to recall what happened the previous night is the biggest one and a sign that you definitely partied hard. Another sign is waking up in strange places you don't recall ever visiting ★! Other side effects include headache, nausea, sensitivity to light and sound, lethargy, intense feelings of depression, thirst, and diarrhea ★! Rest assured though, as the latter symptoms are very rare and Johto's bathrooms are eternally clean! (I hope!) 3. How can I cure it? Well, speaking from personal experience of over two centuries of unsobriety, these remedies have varying levels of success. ( List of cures ) There are many more odd remedies, so, if these somehow don't do it for you, just let me know and I'll be able to prescribe some more ★! Anything to help my fellow Johto-ians! Anyways, I hope your hangovers ease up just as much as mine do! The doctor is out ★~!

[ ooc: Please assume for the photos that they have just Rangiku in them. Also, all of these are canon art, usually with the anime's fantastic QUALITY animation. The one after the tired soccer mom is nsfw but it's nothing pornographic. It's just a bunch of girls in white robes and skimpy outfits.

Hello fellow Johtoians! Those of you know Rangiku has been lying low ever since she was being prosecuted and wanted by Officer Jenny, right?

Well, now she surfaces.

And she doesn't look too pleased. The feed pans around the Ilex forest, showing an obscene amount of wanted posters splattered everywhere. ]

Just what is the meaning of this?! Have you guys seen my wanted posters?! They're so ugly! Who the hell took these photos of me anyways?!

[ She then focuses on one wanted poster's image ] This looks like my face is sliding off! Doesn't this person know anything about how to capture a woman's beauty?! Ugh!

[ She then turns the feed over to another one ] I look like an ugly, sick, tired soccer mom! When did I ever look like this, huh?!

[ And now another one, but it turns back on Rangiku's angered face. She seems to have simmered down to a more comptemplative. Now, a new wanted poster appears.]

Well, this one isn't so bad, but I don't ever remember wearing this.

[ Then it pans upward to show another one. ] I don't even- I look insane. Lesson learned: used hi-def cameras the next time you take a photo of me and let me know when you take a photo of me because this is abominable.

[ And then she turns on one last poster. ] Also, what the hell is this?! This isn't even me! This is some other girl from my home!!

Argh! If I find whoever took these images and made them posters it's not going to end well!

[ She disconnects, still angry as ever ): ]

[ It's obvious that the location is a bar, there seems to be bottles upon bottles stacked everywhere. Most of them are empty. The Pokegear roughly pans around and quite suddenly assures you that there has been some heavy drinking going on today.

Of course, it appears that there's no one else close to all of these bottles littering the area. Finally, Rangiku begins to speak before the camera turns to her. Her voice should be familiar to a majority of the people. Her speech sounds slurred and it's possible she's intoxicated. It's clear this is Violet City by the architecture and the signs ]

Everyone's constantly whining over how "I CAN'T REMEMBER PAST WEEKEND!!" So what?! I don't care! I haven't remembered the past two weeks. I'm sure you'll be fine!! After all, I'm perfectly healthy!

[ Rangiku attempts to get up, only to stumble all over the ground. She picks herself up and sits down on the floor, rather than wander off everywhere else. ]

So it appears everyone else from home just went home again?! Huh? [ She appears to look somewhat downtrodden when one mentions this, before playfully pouting ] Oh well~! It's not like they'd have fun here anyways. Stupid Johto, taking away my friends.

[ Her drunken thoughts, while definitely not connected and deep, take another turn. She suddenly brightens up ]

Oh! And, someone told me I was here some time ago, but I don't remember! Anyways, if I was here and I don't remember you, let me know~! I'm sure if I was friends with you before hand, I'd be friends with you now~! Especially if you buy me drinks~!

[ Action/Video 1 - Cherrygrove PokeCenter; Late Morning - Mid-Afternoon ]

[ aka; the most fanserviced filled post in the entire event!

But hello! You're on the pokegear now aren't you? Well, enjoy this little glimmer in a despair filled even. There is one sexy nurse!Rangiku. Wearing all white that goes her upper thighs and nurse boots that definitely give off that perfect stocking vibe ! Not to mention, her uniform is partially open so that absolute cleavage you all know and love is still there. Combine that with upper gloves and the pillbox hat you have yourself one hello nurse. She looks no worse for ware following the latter events too, but she does look a bit tired. ]

This is Rangiku Matsumoto and I've been cutting back on pokegear use because I feel like it may be connected with these berserking bugs. If anyone in the Cherrygrove area needs shelter, the poke center, which I've netted myself, will be able to provide free housing and aid to those that need sa-

[ WELL RANGIKU THIS IS AN RP WHEN DO THINGS EVER GO YOUR WAY? Essentially, tons of explosions can be heard. Tons. Rangiku quickly ducks under the desk screaming like a banshee before peaking her head over the desk. And bugs. bugs everywhere

( HOLY TL;DR BATMAN || RANGIKU HAS HER ACTION GIRL MOMENTS ) She leaps up and tries to tackle the Yanma. She succeeds, of course, smothering the Yanma in her airbags sized breasts but she's utterly ambushed on her feet with poison stings as she thrusts the pokeball onto it. As she lets out a sharp yelp of pain, Haineko, her trusty Vulpix turns the camera off midsentence. ]

Someone out there, please he-.

[ Replies will come a couple of hours later with a ruffled Rangiku shaking her head and her clothes somewhat torn ]

[ Action 2 - Cherrygrove PokeCenter; Evening ]

[ Rangiku, with a bandaged leg is sitting on your bed. You see, you, trainer, have whited out somewhere during your adventure. She'll have a nice, warm dinner. Broccoli-topped Pizza with Ranch covered octopi eyes and tentacles. If you don't like it you can go for another option - Rock Road ice cream topped with cheese and apple jacks, and spaghetti and chocolate syrup. She'll say one of two things (your choice!) ]

A. You passed out somewhere and some stranger brought you in. I've been paying close attention to you. Glad to see you awake!

B. You passed out when those pokemon attacked us! Glad to have you back!

[ Those of you who choose B get an added bonus - her chest in your face ]

( ARE MY TITLES KUBO-ISH YET??? || Introspection )

[ Action - A. Outside her "home" in New Bark Town; early in the morning ]

[ If you guys would notice, you'll find a girl desperately trying to kick the door in. She's groaning really hard at times, and other times she lets out a scream but most of her reactions are pure shock that her enhanced strength can't break down a simple door. Later, she'll try to flash step and fail at that just leaving her with one leg in the air and a look of vexing confusion on her face ]

[ Action - B. Middle of New Bark Town; midday ]

[ You can see all of her possessions set out before her as she begins to ponder. She puts her fingers to her lips playfully as she hums ]

What to do with all of this....

[ Action C - Anywhere in New Bark Town; midday ]

[ Rangiku, and her trusty Vulpix, will begin to walk towards you. You can't really say no to her, if you're a guy. She's just that attractive. She is rushing towards you with surprisingly high speed for someone of her... body type ]

Hello! Do you have a second? .

[ Video D - In the late afternoon/early evening ]

[ You can see the video appear randomly, and it looks like it wasn't intentional. For a couple of seconds you see a very attractive, and busty woman lean over as she begins to fiddle around with it ]

C'mon! I want to see who's on so I can get more explainations on where I-

[ Now, she notices there's a red light, and even she knows that means recording. Embarrassed, she places her hand behind her head and rubs it for a bit ]

Hello! My name is Rangiku Matsumoto! I'm new here, and I'm not really familiar with the this type of technology so hopefully I didn't disturb you! I look forward to having some fun with you all, even if this change of setting is a bit jarring! This place is friendly, right? Is there anyone in New Bark Town that's been here for a bit to explain things for me? I reward big!

[ The not so subtle hint is following by her chest bouncing up into the air and slamming back down ]

Also does anyone have any clothes that'd fit me? This lass outfit...

[ Action - E; late night ]

[ If you are perhaps particularly creepy, you can see half of Rangiku sliding out of her sleeping bag. It's really obvious it doesn't fit her, and she's exceptionally cold. Even though she's snoring, you can see her shiver. If one is really observant, you can see her Vulpix's, Haineko, shape at the bottom of her sleeping bag. It's not doing a good job keeping her warm if she's heating up bodyparts that are already fine! Disturb her? Let her know that Vulpix is a source of warmth? ]

Current Location: New Bark Town

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[ ooc ] || how's my driving/permissions
[ ooc ] || application for route_29
Route Tracking Post
[ ic; ] it's a motherfucking contact post!
Rangiku's pokemon and inventory!
battle logs;
Guide to her pokémon for Kanyeth
[d2/video] conSEQUENCE [action for those on Route35]
[dw1/text!] The Cured
4 || Wanted, DEAD or Hollowfied [ video/action for those near by ]
3 || inTOXICated. [video/action for Violet]
2 ✮ || [ action; video ] Creepy Crawlies (Night-Bump Remix)
1 ✮ || [ action; video ] Screams of Silence

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[ ooc ] || how's my driving/permissions

[ ooc ] || application for route_29

Route Tracking Post

[ ic; ] it's a motherfucking contact post!

Rangiku's pokemon and inventory!

battle logs;

Guide to her pokémon for Kanyeth

[d2/video] conSEQUENCE [action for those on Route35]

[dw1/text!] The Cured

4 || Wanted, DEAD or Hollowfied [ video/action for those near by ]

3 || inTOXICated. [video/action for Violet]

2 ✮ || [ action; video ] Creepy Crawlies (Night-Bump Remix)

1 ✮ || [ action; video ] Screams of Silence