conduit: (07. Let's get fucked up!!)
[ ooc: Please assume for the photos that they have just Rangiku in them. Also, all of these are canon art, usually with the anime's fantastic QUALITY animation. The one after the tired soccer mom is nsfw but it's nothing pornographic. It's just a bunch of girls in white robes and skimpy outfits.


Hello fellow Johtoians! Those of you know Rangiku has been lying low ever since she was being prosecuted and wanted by Officer Jenny, right?


Well, now she surfaces. 


And she doesn't look too pleased. The feed pans around the Ilex forest, showing an obscene amount of wanted posters splattered everywhere. ]



Just what is the meaning of this?! Have you guys seen my wanted posters?! They're so ugly! Who the hell took these photos of me anyways?! 



[ She then focuses on one wanted poster's image ] This looks like my face is sliding off! Doesn't this person know anything about how to capture a woman's beauty?! Ugh!



[ She then turns the feed over to another one ] I look like an ugly, sick, tired soccer mom! When did I ever look like this, huh?!



[ And now another one, but it turns back on Rangiku's angered face. She seems to have simmered down to a more comptemplative. Now, a new wanted poster appears.] 


Well, this one isn't so bad, but I don't ever remember wearing this. 



[ Then it pans upward to show another one. ] I don't even- I look insane. Lesson learned: used hi-def cameras the next time you take a photo of me and let me know when you take a photo of me because this is abominable. 



[ And then she turns on one last poster. ] Also, what the hell is this?! This isn't even me! This is some other girl from my home!! 


Argh! If I find whoever took these images and made them posters it's not going to end well! 



[ She disconnects, still angry as ever ): ]
conduit: (01. Friday night- it's time to party)
 [  It's obvious that the location is a bar, there seems to be bottles upon bottles stacked everywhere. Most of them are empty. The Pokegear roughly pans around and quite suddenly assures you that there has been some heavy drinking going on today. 

Of course, it appears that there's no one else close to all of these bottles littering the area. Finally, Rangiku begins to speak before the camera turns to her. Her voice should be familiar to a majority of the people. Her speech sounds slurred and it's possible she's intoxicated. It's clear this is Violet City by the architecture and the signs ]


Everyone's constantly whining over how "I CAN'T REMEMBER PAST WEEKEND!!" So what?! I don't care! I haven't remembered the past two weeks. I'm sure you'll be fine!! After all, I'm perfectly healthy! 

[ Rangiku attempts to get up, only to stumble all over the ground. She picks herself up and sits down on the floor, rather than wander off everywhere else. ]

So it appears everyone else from home just went home again?! Huh? [ She appears to look somewhat downtrodden when one mentions this, before playfully pouting ] Oh well~! It's not like they'd have fun here anyways. Stupid Johto, taking away my friends. 

[ Her drunken thoughts, while definitely not connected and deep, take another turn. She suddenly brightens up ]

Oh! And, someone told me I was here some time ago, but I don't remember! Anyways, if I was here and I don't remember you, let me know~! I'm sure if I was friends with you before hand, I'd be friends with you now~! Especially if you buy me drinks~!

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