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[ Rangiku wasn't a stranger to this weekend's strange doings. And, now, more than ever, she's determined to help Johto see the light! That these fourth walls and their extra events are merely alcohol binges that the entire region, from Maria to Jack Skellington, takes part in! ]

Hello, everyone! It's your favorite party girl, Rangiku Matsumoto, reporting in with some helpful tips to make sure your lives continue safely ★~!!

Now, recently, I've been noticing that every six months or so, everyone wakes up with a weird, vague recollection of what happened and a giant headache. Being experienced with hangovers, I decided to make a little faq of what just went on. Well, enjoy!

1. So, what happened this weekend?

Well, simply put, you partied ★! For some reason, you were intoxicated by drinking alcohol, one of the best things there is to enjoy in Johto, or in any world! How this happened, or why this happened, isn't very known! Perhaps all of the water turns into saké as part of a Team Rocket evil plot, or something in the air makes you wanna drink, or maybe it's just a festival that no one could remember but point is you got wasted. If you rarely drink, you probably vomited in someone's hair, and made a fool of yourself in public doing humiliating things you would have never done if you had an ounce of sobriety on you ★!

But, most of us, who can handle their drinking, just merely passed out. No biggie ★! So, somewhere along the lines, you just got drunk, somehow, and passed out after doing some very questionably possible things. You might be able to remember vague insane experiences, but, please be assured, it was only the alcohol processing that info, and, sometimes saké gives you wild dreams ★!

2. So, what are the effects now?

The inability to recall what happened the previous night is the biggest one and a sign that you definitely partied hard. Another sign is waking up in strange places you don't recall ever visiting ★! Other side effects include headache, nausea, sensitivity to light and sound, lethargy, intense feelings of depression, thirst, and diarrhea ★! Rest assured though, as the latter symptoms are very rare and Johto's bathrooms are eternally clean! (I hope!)

3. How can I cure it?
Well, speaking from personal experience of over two centuries of unsobriety, these remedies have varying levels of success.

List of cures )

There are many more odd remedies, so, if these somehow don't do it for you, just let me know and I'll be able to prescribe some more ★! Anything to help my fellow Johto-ians! Anyways, I hope your hangovers ease up just as much as mine do!

The doctor is out ★~!



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[ Action/Video 1 - Cherrygrove PokeCenter; Late Morning - Mid-Afternoon ]

[ aka; the most fanserviced filled post in the entire event!

But hello! You're on the pokegear now aren't you? Well, enjoy this little glimmer in a despair filled even. There is one sexy nurse!Rangiku. Wearing all white that goes her upper thighs and nurse boots that definitely give off that perfect
stocking vibe ! Not to mention, her uniform is partially open so that absolute cleavage you all know and love is still there. Combine that with upper gloves and the pillbox hat you have yourself one hello nurse. She looks no worse for ware following the latter events too, but she does look a bit tired. ]

This is Rangiku Matsumoto and I've been cutting back on pokegear use because I feel like it may be connected with these berserking bugs. If anyone in the Cherrygrove area needs shelter, the poke center, which I've netted myself, will be able to provide free housing and aid to those that need sa-

[ WELL RANGIKU THIS IS AN RP WHEN DO THINGS EVER GO YOUR WAY? Essentially, tons of explosions can be heard. Tons. Rangiku quickly ducks under the desk screaming like a banshee before peaking her head over the desk. And bugs. bugs everywhere

HOLY TL;DR BATMAN || RANGIKU HAS HER ACTION GIRL MOMENTS ) She leaps up and tries to tackle the Yanma. She succeeds, of course, smothering the Yanma in her airbags sized breasts but she's utterly ambushed on her feet with poison stings as she thrusts the pokeball onto it. As she lets out a sharp yelp of pain, Haineko, her trusty Vulpix turns the camera off midsentence.  ]

Someone out there, please he-.

[ Replies will come a couple of hours later with a ruffled Rangiku shaking her head and her clothes somewhat torn ]


[ Action 2 - Cherrygrove PokeCenter; Evening ]


[ Rangiku, with a bandaged leg is sitting on your bed. You see, you, trainer, have whited out somewhere during your adventure. She'll have a nice, warm dinner. Broccoli-topped Pizza with Ranch covered octopi eyes and tentacles. If you don't like it you can go for another option - Rock Road ice cream topped with cheese and apple jacks, and spaghetti and chocolate syrup. She'll say one of two things (your choice!) ]

A. You passed out somewhere and some stranger brought you in. I've been paying close attention to you. Glad to see you awake!

B. You passed out when those pokemon attacked us! Glad to have you back!

[ Those of you who choose B get an added bonus - her chest in your face ]

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