3 || inTOXICated. [video/action for Violet]

[conduit]

 [  It's obvious that the location is a bar, there seems to be bottles upon bottles stacked everywhere. Most of them are empty. The Pokegear roughly pans around and quite suddenly assures you that there has been some heavy drinking going on today. 

Of course, it appears that there's no one else close to all of these bottles littering the area. Finally, Rangiku begins to speak before the camera turns to her. Her voice should be familiar to a majority of the people. Her speech sounds slurred and it's possible she's intoxicated. It's clear this is Violet City by the architecture and the signs ]

Everyone's constantly whining over how "I CAN'T REMEMBER PAST WEEKEND!!" So what?! I don't care! I haven't remembered the past two weeks. I'm sure you'll be fine!! After all, I'm perfectly healthy! 

[ Rangiku attempts to get up, only to stumble all over the ground. She picks herself up and sits down on the floor, rather than wander off everywhere else. ]

So it appears everyone else from home just went home again?! Huh? [ She appears to look somewhat downtrodden when one mentions this, before playfully pouting ] Oh well~! It's not like they'd have fun here anyways. Stupid Johto, taking away my friends. 

[ Her drunken thoughts, while definitely not connected and deep, take another turn. She suddenly brightens up ]

Oh! And, someone told me I was here some time ago, but I don't remember! Anyways, if I was here and I don't remember you, let me know~! I'm sure if I was friends with you before hand, I'd be friends with you now~! Especially if you buy me drinks~!

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[action] or forgotten which is kind of the same

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

[He is already there, running towards the bar on top speed.]

Violet City! Gimme all the booze you've got!

[slams wallet on the table. Oh booze his one true love, it's been a week too long.]

[action] LIKE RANGIKU'S FORTNIGHT

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

[ And the bartender complies - pretty soon half the bar is taken out with all of this GLORIOUS GLORIOUS liver-killing delight ]

You're going to share riiiight?

[ Okay, she's really elated right now behind this curious look. ELATED I TELL YOU ]

[action] LET'S DO THIS

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

[Seven considered his options. He wasn't sure that he had enough money to pay for all this booze. But damn did he need booze in his system right now. Also she was not a bad looking woman. Not bad looking at all.

I mean, just look at those knockers. WOW.

The booze was more important though.]

Only if you can outdrink me.

[action] ANOTHER SHOT BEFORE WE KISS THE OTHER SIDE

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

[ According to Isaac's theory of relaboobity, the boobs will eventually outweight the important.

Regardless, Rangiku bounces her chest a bit just to entice him more before giggling ]

You're on! My drinking is legendary~! Not a single person in the sereitei can outdrink me!

1/3

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

Alright!

[wait what--

2/3

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

[-- look at them bounce. Wow that is distracting. They are big and plump and whydidtheyremindhimoflotus now Seven has to drink more.

Hngh. Lotus. You ruined the appeal of big boobs...

... well, not completely but still.]

3/3

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

I don't know where Seireitei is but let's do this!

[> He opens a bottle and now it's time to CHUG CHUG CHUG!]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

It's basically where the good spirits go after they die~!

[ drinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrink. Rangiku mercilessly and effortlessly puts away the first bottle of Sake, gainaxing the whole time. She's going to win those one way or another >:D ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

[he burps loudly]

Well the only place the spirits are going today is in my gut!

[Downling the second bottle! Let's go!]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Haha!! That's clever!!

You could be a hollow~!

[ and she's somehow on her third already, and it's quickly leaving. ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

What the fucking hell's a hollow?

[Two bottles, one mouth. I believe there's a viral net video about this...]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

A corrupted soul that eats other dead souls and alive people.

[ She asks for the biggest bottle they have and they give her it. So now she's drinking a bottle the size of her face.

So what if all of this alcohol would kill you in real life we're in Johto and this is fiction (yay) ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

So it's a corrupt official huh. Clever!

[Likewise, the largest bottle for Seven if they'd be so kind.

They're going to drink until they pass out, huh?]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Sure~! Why not!

[ MATCHING BOTTLES YEAAH

ooc: if you want~? :D ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

So you're what-- a police from your world or somethin'?

[ooc: He's bound to drink until he passes out anyway. XD]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I'm a Shinigami, not a police.

[ she takes a HUGE FUCKING GULP YEP

ooc: yaaaaay ;a; best cr tbh ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

And what the hell's a shinigami? You're not just blabbin' things because you're [a hiccup] drunk, are you?

[He burps. Okay there's still room for more booze in his gut. OH YEAH.

ooc: ... Is Rangiku at least paying for her own drinks by the way?]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Nooo!! I basically cross dead people over to the soul society. I also slay evil corru[ she tries to say the word corrupted but it comes out as a hiccough each time ] evil souls.

[ Groooooss ): Rangiku will just ignore it and drink...

ooc: I have no idea?? It'd be more ic for her to convince them to pay for her but he doesn't have to! It's up to you. I assume drinks don't cost that much since this is a pokemon game but you never know. ): ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

So like a police man for dead people?

[ooc: He just dumped all his cash on the counter and asked for booze and he really doesn't mind if she's drinking the booze she bought for herself or the booze he bought for the heck of it. So yeah...]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Pretty much! It's easier than it looks~!

[ ooc: WELL okay! She'll be mooching off of him, but I'm sure if he needs more money Rangiku can just forget some of the money in her wallet (code_okok) I HAVE OOC SYMPATHY I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE BROKE ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

Pick me up when I bite the big one, okay?

[Sorry. Late. Hiatus. I have plans for him when he gets broke so don't worry about it. She could even leave him passed out really.]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Sure! I'll try my very best to try and find and welcome you into the sereitei~!

[ It's okay! I saw the post and I totally understand! Anyways, she could totally do that |D; and thanks for being so open! Normally most people wouldn't want to be cleaned out by a big-breasted vixen for the sake of drinks but the fact that you are just means you're really really awesome! ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

Is there booze in Seireitei?

[ No prob. I read BLEACH. I knew how drinking with Rangiku would end... somehow. ]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Of course there is! I wouldn't survive as long as I have~! There's a lot of booze in the sereitei! You'll be just fine!

[ OH OKAY GOOD. HAHAHA POOR POOR SEVEN ]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the best place ever.

[It's okay. It involves staying in Violet and working for booze a while longer. *3*]