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- &goldendog city,
- /insert tik tok lyrics here,
- gotta drink me all alcohol,
- holy tl;dr captain,
- i need a drink,
- now the party don't start,
- this is unexpected,
- those fucking bugs!,
- what the hell is going on here,
- ★alex louis hardon,
- ★atsuro you innocent soul,
- ★ave ave mariaaaa,
- ★emmy activia,
- ★failmander cobra,
- ★harley is gnarly,
- ★ice ice toshiro,
- ★jaded on life and ectobiology,
- ★kazama is alcohol jesus,
- ★kicked in the shinn asuka,
- ★kurow causes heartoverflow,
- ★legendary mt. xion,
- ★luca i am your mother,
- ★octacon - the anime convention personaf,
- ★quack quack goes the duck,
- ★rena is a playa,
- ★rikku is roommate jesus,
- ★shirashi causes a racket,
- ★the joshua/hipster tree,
- ★valeria the valentinegiver,
- ★yo yo kanyeth imma let you finish
[dw1/text!] The Cured
[ Rangiku wasn't a stranger to this weekend's strange doings. And, now, more than ever, she's determined to help Johto see the light! That these fourth walls and their extra events are merely alcohol binges that the entire region, from Maria to Jack Skellington, takes part in! ]
Hello, everyone! It's your favorite party girl, Rangiku Matsumoto, reporting in with some helpful tips to make sure your lives continue safely ★~!!
Now, recently, I've been noticing that every six months or so, everyone wakes up with a weird, vague recollection of what happened and a giant headache. Being experienced with hangovers, I decided to make a little faq of what just went on. Well, enjoy!
1. So, what happened this weekend?
Well, simply put, you partied ★! For some reason, you were intoxicated by drinking alcohol, one of the best things there is to enjoy in Johto, or in any world! How this happened, or why this happened, isn't very known! Perhaps all of the water turns into saké as part of a Team Rocket evil plot, or something in the air makes you wanna drink, or maybe it's just a festival that no one could remember but point is you got wasted. If you rarely drink, you probably vomited in someone's hair, and made a fool of yourself in public doing humiliating things you would have never done if you had an ounce of sobriety on you ★!
But, most of us, who can handle their drinking, just merely passed out. No biggie ★! So, somewhere along the lines, you just got drunk, somehow, and passed out after doing some very questionably possible things. You might be able to remember vague insane experiences, but, please be assured, it was only the alcohol processing that info, and, sometimes saké gives you wild dreams ★!
2. So, what are the effects now?
The inability to recall what happened the previous night is the biggest one and a sign that you definitely partied hard. Another sign is waking up in strange places you don't recall ever visiting ★! Other side effects include headache, nausea, sensitivity to light and sound, lethargy, intense feelings of depression, thirst, and diarrhea ★! Rest assured though, as the latter symptoms are very rare and Johto's bathrooms are eternally clean! (I hope!)
3. How can I cure it?
Well, speaking from personal experience of over two centuries of unsobriety, these remedies have varying levels of success.
A. Drink. Like A Fish
No, seriously ★! The more water you have, the more your body is able to feel better. You're super dehydrated after you go on these wild alcohol binges so you'll feel a lot better if you just get some liquid back into you!
B. Vitamin B6
Studies have shown that not only taking several hundred times the recommended amount of a daily intake isn't fatal for you, but it also helps your hangover!
C. Pokélyte!
Or any drink that gives you more electrolytes! Feraligatrade and Psyducmax are excellent examples of these types of drinks!
D. Drink more Alcohol!
My favorite cure! The party don't stop, no! Just drink until your hangover goes away! It'll stave off the symptoms and buy you time to try the rest of these to kill it for good!
E. Food and Water
Food absorbs the alcohol quicker, so just eat tons of noodles and you'll be feeling better in no time ★!
F. Oxygen!
Just get some more, somehow ★!
G. Tons of Honey and/or Sugar!
Cure your sweet tooth as you drink! My personal favorite if you like drinking tea, so make some for a deadly hangover killing mix ★!
H. Artichoke
If you're boring!
There are many more odd remedies, so, if these somehow don't do it for you, just let me know and I'll be able to prescribe some more ★! Anything to help my fellow Johto-ians! Anyways, I hope your hangovers ease up just as much as mine do!
The doctor is out ★~!
Hello, everyone! It's your favorite party girl, Rangiku Matsumoto, reporting in with some helpful tips to make sure your lives continue safely ★~!!
Now, recently, I've been noticing that every six months or so, everyone wakes up with a weird, vague recollection of what happened and a giant headache. Being experienced with hangovers, I decided to make a little faq of what just went on. Well, enjoy!
1. So, what happened this weekend?
Well, simply put, you partied ★! For some reason, you were intoxicated by drinking alcohol, one of the best things there is to enjoy in Johto, or in any world! How this happened, or why this happened, isn't very known! Perhaps all of the water turns into saké as part of a Team Rocket evil plot, or something in the air makes you wanna drink, or maybe it's just a festival that no one could remember but point is you got wasted. If you rarely drink, you probably vomited in someone's hair, and made a fool of yourself in public doing humiliating things you would have never done if you had an ounce of sobriety on you ★!
But, most of us, who can handle their drinking, just merely passed out. No biggie ★! So, somewhere along the lines, you just got drunk, somehow, and passed out after doing some very questionably possible things. You might be able to remember vague insane experiences, but, please be assured, it was only the alcohol processing that info, and, sometimes saké gives you wild dreams ★!
2. So, what are the effects now?
The inability to recall what happened the previous night is the biggest one and a sign that you definitely partied hard. Another sign is waking up in strange places you don't recall ever visiting ★! Other side effects include headache, nausea, sensitivity to light and sound, lethargy, intense feelings of depression, thirst, and diarrhea ★! Rest assured though, as the latter symptoms are very rare and Johto's bathrooms are eternally clean! (I hope!)
3. How can I cure it?
Well, speaking from personal experience of over two centuries of unsobriety, these remedies have varying levels of success.
A. Drink. Like A Fish
No, seriously ★! The more water you have, the more your body is able to feel better. You're super dehydrated after you go on these wild alcohol binges so you'll feel a lot better if you just get some liquid back into you!
B. Vitamin B6
Studies have shown that not only taking several hundred times the recommended amount of a daily intake isn't fatal for you, but it also helps your hangover!
C. Pokélyte!
Or any drink that gives you more electrolytes! Feraligatrade and Psyducmax are excellent examples of these types of drinks!
D. Drink more Alcohol!
My favorite cure! The party don't stop, no! Just drink until your hangover goes away! It'll stave off the symptoms and buy you time to try the rest of these to kill it for good!
E. Food and Water
Food absorbs the alcohol quicker, so just eat tons of noodles and you'll be feeling better in no time ★!
F. Oxygen!
Just get some more, somehow ★!
G. Tons of Honey and/or Sugar!
Cure your sweet tooth as you drink! My personal favorite if you like drinking tea, so make some for a deadly hangover killing mix ★!
H. Artichoke
If you're boring!
There are many more odd remedies, so, if these somehow don't do it for you, just let me know and I'll be able to prescribe some more ★! Anything to help my fellow Johto-ians! Anyways, I hope your hangovers ease up just as much as mine do!
The doctor is out ★~!
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oh wait she is one
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NVM GURL LET'S DO THIS SHIT KE$HA STYLE]]
I think I'm following you! Maybe it's just one of the many perks of living in Johto!
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and Rangiku is indeed an adult! Woo! horray for us! ]
I guess it's a perk for my wallet~! It means I can only drink a lot less.
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[[....omg, it has been a while since she's spoken to a party girl of this magnitude, it's....kind of refreshing, really...]]
I hope you stay safe while doing so! I tend to kick a lot harder when I'm drunk, although my accuracy goes right out the window.
Sorry for the sluggishness. I had finals!
[ Her analogies aren't very accurate... ]
Oh, believe me, after drinking for so long, I've always been careful. When I'm drunk, I just get into silly situations that I can get out of when I wake up~
jks jks i could never hate you bb
I suppose that's one way to go about things!
[[WHO NEEDS SELF-PRESERVATION ANYWAY?]]
Do you tend to get into a lot of sticky situations the next morning?
okay good my wounds have healed.
[ CERTAINLY NOT RANGIKU'S LIVER... ]
No, no, not usually! I just get light headaches and sleep them off instead of working. The most stickiest I got was whatever happened during these weekend everyone drinks festivals. That, and working for the Nurse Joys while hung over.
we need some Simple Plan up in here
you are adorable, what the hell]]
Well, as long as you take good care of yourself when you aren't drinking; that's the most important thing!
You certainly sound like a fantastic person to go to a bar with!
I WANTED TO FORGET IT, I'M ADDICTED TO YOU. /god this is only song i know
Of course! I take excellent care of myself! I mean, I have to eat carefully and be active, or else there'll be no guys left that'll buy me a drink in the world! [ And that'd be tragic! Just tragic! ]
Well, you're free to go out with me the next time you're Goldenrod! I'm sure you'd be incredible to go out with yourself!