[ ic; ] it's a motherfucking contact post!

[conduit]

(that's the closest I could find her with a cell phone. Sob.)

Hi, you reached Rangiku Matsumoto, please leave a message~

text ||  video ||  voice all applicable. Well, text just goes right to her inbox but still

[ ooc: sometimes she'll forget to answer until later but I'll put that somewhere in the reply!  B)  <3 okok. Please put the time and date/method of contact on the subject. The date/time doesn't have to be exact it can be a little while after x transpired or something. If it doesn't fit then just put it in the comment itself. :D   ]

Comments

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

[ she didn't! ]

I didn't know you gossiped, Nanao~? We should start the female shinigami organization again, though!

Aww! He cares about you a lot Nanao! He would probably carve through those officers for you.

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{ Ufufufu >D }

Yes, well. I may not spread rumours as actively as you, but I have, how shall I put it, helped a few along. I'd rather not, though. I have enough on my plate at the moment, thank you very much.

I know he does - and he would, too - and that's the root of the problem....

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Hey! I don't spread rumors. I'd never do anything so cruel and selfish. [ laugh at the irony... ] I want these details though~! Just what have you helped? [ she'll drop the last point -u- ]

Hm. I find it a great honor that you have such a nice captain that cares about you. Taichou seems to never care about me ever! It's always more and more paperwork! It's stupid!!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{She giggles as well.} Wellll.... you remember that one about Hisagi-san and Kira-san? That was me.

A great honour, huh? I could honestly do without his attentions, though because...

Because it hurts.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Okay! The one that started the rumor about you and Shunsui was me. [ wrong timing? WHAT EVER WOULD MAKE YOU SAY THAT ]

....It... hurts?

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{And she's just staring at her now. Shocked? Just a little.}

That was... you?

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

[ GIGGLES MISCHIEVOUSLY ]

Yep~! Of course it was, Nanao!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{And looking away, and biting on her lip.}

The truth is... _{you weren't far off the mark.}

1/2

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

[ drops the feed






















right down her shinigami robes ): at least it's not facing her boobs but you may see something ]

Holy shit... Nanao! I had no idea!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

[ Some giggling ]

Oh wait! Of course I did, or else I would have never made the rumor! I hope you get your happy ending, Nanao-chan~!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{SUDDENLY TITS aw wait}

I haven't told him - I haven't had the chance to tell him. I only really accepted it myself when I talked to the you who was here before you.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

[ oh yes these breasts. Rangiku will look actually touched for a second before offering one of those nicer smiles. ]

Aww! I was the first to know?! How special. How about I get him drunk and ask him about his feelings for you? Is it a plan, Nanao! [ RANGIKU:

She doesn't really have ethics when it comes to these things. ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{Why do I have this sinking feeling that Nanao will be subjected to marshamllow hell when then finally meet up?}

Y-You'll do what and then - ?! {SUDDENLY COMPLETELY UNSURE AGAIN.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I thought I was coherent, Nanao!!

[ oh yes

she will and it will be the prettiest thing ever |D ]

Was I speaking in Ububububu again?

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

N-no, not exactly, but...

{Biting her lip aaaaaa}

He's my Captain, Rangiku. It's... not supposed to happen. {Aw ye, dropping honorifics like a bawss.}

{I cannot wait! >D}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

It's all right~! Your Captain is nutorious for his flirting, and I'm sure all of the ladies of the Sereitei would appreciate you taking him off the market~!

Remember when he flirted with Soi Fong? I'm sure she'd vouch for you!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

...didn't she try to kick his face in?

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Yes, but if it gets him off the market from her she'll agree to it and support you!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

You definitely have a point there.

Oh, I remember the days when Shihouin-taichou actually was a Captain.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

When don't I have a point~!

Wow! Nanao! You really remember those days~? Hmph! You're old. [ said in the most teasing way because she's clearly older than her -u- ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm only one hundred and thirty-seven!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

So old, Nanao. You may need a walker and a spongebath soon.

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

You're not that much better.

And gravity's going to have an effect on those sooner or later. {Cheap shot? Naaaah.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

For your information, Kurotsuchi-taichou has already proven that gravity is impervious to my breasts.

[ no, not really but shhh. ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Lies.

{Don't even try to bluff her, man. But she says it cheerfully enough.}