[ ic; ] it's a motherfucking contact post!

[conduit]

(that's the closest I could find her with a cell phone. Sob.)

Hi, you reached Rangiku Matsumoto, please leave a message~

text ||  video ||  voice all applicable. Well, text just goes right to her inbox but still

[ ooc: sometimes she'll forget to answer until later but I'll put that somewhere in the reply!  B)  <3 okok. Please put the time and date/method of contact on the subject. The date/time doesn't have to be exact it can be a little while after x transpired or something. If it doesn't fit then just put it in the comment itself. :D   ]

Comments

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

It's all right~! Your Captain is nutorious for his flirting, and I'm sure all of the ladies of the Sereitei would appreciate you taking him off the market~!

Remember when he flirted with Soi Fong? I'm sure she'd vouch for you!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

...didn't she try to kick his face in?

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Yes, but if it gets him off the market from her she'll agree to it and support you!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

You definitely have a point there.

Oh, I remember the days when Shihouin-taichou actually was a Captain.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

When don't I have a point~!

Wow! Nanao! You really remember those days~? Hmph! You're old. [ said in the most teasing way because she's clearly older than her -u- ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm only one hundred and thirty-seven!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

So old, Nanao. You may need a walker and a spongebath soon.

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

You're not that much better.

And gravity's going to have an effect on those sooner or later. {Cheap shot? Naaaah.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

For your information, Kurotsuchi-taichou has already proven that gravity is impervious to my breasts.

[ no, not really but shhh. ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Lies.

{Don't even try to bluff her, man. But she says it cheerfully enough.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Nuh-uh! It's the total truth and don't you dare pretend otherwise, Nanao~!

[ she's giggling and playing along though so shh |D ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

I've known you for a couple of decades now, and I do think that maaaybe they aren't quite as perky as they used to be...

{The art of the troll, man. She's perfected it.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

N-Nanao! My breasts are in tip top condition. Do you want to see this right now?!

[ one button undone

two buttons undone. ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{Three buttons undone}

If you feel the need to show them to me.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Only if you aren't agreeing~!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Well, you too are getting on a little, and as your breasts are larger than mine, one would think that they would begin to sag earlier.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Nanao! My breasts are not ever going to be saggy! [ SERIOUS FACE AND SERIOUS TONE. ] They're perfectly perky and can stay up on their own without any help!! They're practically immortal, and they won't be sagging unless gravity shatters and disobeys them.

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

That was as a Shinigami, not as a human. Who knows what could happen while you're in Johto.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

They'll be reserve by the time I leave, besides, I found a push-up bra to wear! I've been wearing it so much they can practically stay there on command!

Nanao~! You don't think my boobs are used to being perky constantly?!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

...they make bras in your size?

{She's a little impressed, for sure. She's also a little scandalised.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Yes. I usually have to custom order them so I sneak it in the Shinigami budget. [ which you do... ] There are various bra sizes here though, Nanao, and one of them is indeed fitting for yours truly~!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{ :| } Of course you would do that. And well, I suppose that's handy.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

It is handy~! Now, Nanao, what's Shunsui-taichou's favorite color~? Maybe I can find a bra for you!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

. . .

What do you think it is.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Uhhh, pink and red? I bet those colors definitely work!