[ ic; ] it's a motherfucking contact post!

[conduit]

(that's the closest I could find her with a cell phone. Sob.)

Hi, you reached Rangiku Matsumoto, please leave a message~

text ||  video ||  voice all applicable. Well, text just goes right to her inbox but still

[ ooc: sometimes she'll forget to answer until later but I'll put that somewhere in the reply!  B)  <3 okok. Please put the time and date/method of contact on the subject. The date/time doesn't have to be exact it can be a little while after x transpired or something. If it doesn't fit then just put it in the comment itself. :D   ]

Comments

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

I've known you for a couple of decades now, and I do think that maaaybe they aren't quite as perky as they used to be...

{The art of the troll, man. She's perfected it.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

N-Nanao! My breasts are in tip top condition. Do you want to see this right now?!

[ one button undone

two buttons undone. ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{Three buttons undone}

If you feel the need to show them to me.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Only if you aren't agreeing~!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Well, you too are getting on a little, and as your breasts are larger than mine, one would think that they would begin to sag earlier.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Nanao! My breasts are not ever going to be saggy! [ SERIOUS FACE AND SERIOUS TONE. ] They're perfectly perky and can stay up on their own without any help!! They're practically immortal, and they won't be sagging unless gravity shatters and disobeys them.

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

That was as a Shinigami, not as a human. Who knows what could happen while you're in Johto.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

They'll be reserve by the time I leave, besides, I found a push-up bra to wear! I've been wearing it so much they can practically stay there on command!

Nanao~! You don't think my boobs are used to being perky constantly?!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

...they make bras in your size?

{She's a little impressed, for sure. She's also a little scandalised.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Yes. I usually have to custom order them so I sneak it in the Shinigami budget. [ which you do... ] There are various bra sizes here though, Nanao, and one of them is indeed fitting for yours truly~!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{ :| } Of course you would do that. And well, I suppose that's handy.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

It is handy~! Now, Nanao, what's Shunsui-taichou's favorite color~? Maybe I can find a bra for you!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

. . .

What do you think it is.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Uhhh, pink and red? I bet those colors definitely work!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Close. Pinks, reds and purples, but natural tones rather than bright ones.

That said, he doesn't really dislike any colours - his wardrobe is full of clothes in every colour of the rainbow. I don't think he's worn many of them more than once or twice.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I love those colors~! So I guess shopping for bras fro you will be really easy!! Nanao! This will be so fun!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

As long as I can come with you - you're a force of nature when it comes to shopping.

{That said, she doesn't actually dislike shopping with Rangiku... and god knows she needs better clothes.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Sure! Nanao! We try on the best bras in town!

[ yes this is how she bonds through anything shopping B) ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

No lace - that's my only request!

{That stuff itches like the devilfucking dickens!}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine, fine, laceless it'll be! Not like I picture you ever filling out lace!

[ rangiku has no ill will towards something as lovely as lace! ]

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

...you've pictured me in my underwear.

{RANGIKU BE VERY CAREFUL}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

So! I just can't hand you something without thinking how you'd look at it! Or else you'd get ugly presents and Kyoraku-taichou wouldn't like that~!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

Why are you taking him into account?!

{Oh boy.}

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Because, damn it, Nanao, by the time we both leave this world, I'm going to make sure you have the tools needed to make your Captain love you!

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{. . .}

{AFSJHSDKBJSJ}

{SPLUTTERING}

{yep there's not going to be any coherent response to that ever.}