[ ic; ] it's a motherfucking contact post!

[conduit]

(that's the closest I could find her with a cell phone. Sob.)

Hi, you reached Rangiku Matsumoto, please leave a message~

text ||  video ||  voice all applicable. Well, text just goes right to her inbox but still

[ ooc: sometimes she'll forget to answer until later but I'll put that somewhere in the reply!  B)  <3 okok. Please put the time and date/method of contact on the subject. The date/time doesn't have to be exact it can be a little while after x transpired or something. If it doesn't fit then just put it in the comment itself. :D   ]

Comments

sept 12 / anonymous

[fullmoonfortune]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

[conduit]

WHO IS THIS?!!?!?!?!?!!?!

I READ IT ANYWAYS. BUT BUT BUT IF EVERYONE'S CRUSH IS KISSED THEN WHAT IF EVERYON LIKES ONE PERSON. I DON'T WANNA KISS FOREVER!!!!!!

[ guess who's drunk and answering her texts ]

[fullmoonfortune]

It's Ryoji! \(^o^)/ I just wanted to make sure you got safe! Also... I got it in my own inbox, and I really didn't want to get chased or sprayed... m(;A;)m Forgive me, Rangiku-san!!

[conduit]

OH! Ryoji! Honey! How are you doing? Is everything going okay?! I'm safe right noooooooow!!! Just a liiiiiiiiiitle bit .... tipsey!!! [ Yeah she just misspelt that. Oops. ]

It's okay~! You probably won't be sprayed since it seems like one of those annoying little things just to rile people up~! [ the irony. ]

[fullmoonfortune]

Things are great! I'm planning on going to Violet City soon, since Mina-kun wanted to challenge the gym there back when we first were starting out. ヽ(；▽；)ノ I really don't like battling, but I'll do it for him!!

ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ Oh, I hope you're right! I guess I'm protected anyway since I sent it to five people... I hope.

[conduit]

I'm sure Mina-Kun can do it! Falkner has pokémon around level thirty so make sure he's really well trained before you fight! If you need to borrow a pokemon or two from me, let me know, okay~?


You'll be protected! I know your pokemon care for you enough to give it their all! That and you did the thing~! I don't think a Skuntank even lives in Johto, so I'll be fine~!