[ And Rangiku vomits. All over Maria's bats and her bats. It smells disgusting, it feels disgusting. Everything. Rangiku quickly hurls herself up (pun intended) and spews out her next command to Maria ]

Riri! Don't open your eyes! Or else the surprise will go away forever!! No matter what, okay?!

[ Meanwhile, Rangiku runs into the backroom to get a couple of supplies ]

Sing a song! As loud as you can!